Strange lights in the sky

As many intelligent people know, aliens are all around us, but if you believe your government they aren't; and the big giant flying saucer you just saw mutilating a cow and destroying the Whitehouse, Big Ben and the Eiffel Tower was actually just a weather balloon.
For those educated readers amongst you nerdtshirtsuk.com has released this little beauty:

UFO ID t-shirt

It's winter.

Now the weather is freeeezing cold, and Christmas is once again approaching to take all your hard earned money off you we thought we'd give you something that might just brighten up your day.
If you love sunlight and science as much as we do here at the Geek T Shirts UK blog, then you'll love this sweet shirt:

Photons light up my life t shirt
It's funny 'cos it's true!

A Fawlty Towers T-shirt

One of the best scenes of the best comedy shows that ever lived has finally got a tribute. Check out this Fawlty Towers (or should that be Fatty Owls or Flowery Twats) t-shirt, inspired by a talking moose head, what could be better:

http://nerdtshirtsuk.com/i-can-speak-english-i-learn-it-from-a-book-t-shirt

Manuel: [practicing his English while cleaning behind and beneath the front desk] How are you, sir? You see, I speak English well. I learn it from a book... Hello... I am English... Helloooo...
[Manuel continues as Major walks into the room]
Manuel: [unseen] How are you, sir?... I can speak English.
[Major looks at the moose head on the desk, thinking it's talking to him, and turns away astonished]
Manuel: [popping up for a moment and spotting the major] Ah, hello, Major. How are you today?
[Manuel returns beneath the front desk]
Major Gowen: [Major turns to look nervously at the moose head, not spotting Manuel] Well, buh, buh, buh, I-I-I'm fine, thank you.
Manuel: [back to reciting is lessons] Is a beautiful day today.
Major Gowen: Is it? Oh-oh-oh, yes, yes, I suppose it is.
Manuel: Yes, I can speak English... I learn it from a book.
Major Gowen: Did you? Did you really?

Star Wars T-shirts

Today we're really going to embrace our inner nerd with some Star Wars t-shirts. What sort of geek doesn't love everything (excluding the jerk that is Jar Jar Binks) about these great movies and their mediocre prequels?

storm trooper skull and crossbonesI don't think this needs an explanation, those Storm Troopers were nasty old buggers, much like pirates.

star wars order 66 survivor
You survived the great Jedi purge, w00t! Been there, done that, click the link to get the t-shirt.

try to find a galaxy that's not far far away t shirt
Unless you plan on going on a 250,000,000 light year voyage then you're not going to find any hanging around any time soon.

May the mass x acceleration be with you shirt
Use the fork Luke.

trust me i'm a jedi
When he's not fighting clones and flying x wings like a madman he's the best damn doctor this side of Boz Pity.

Noah's Arcade shirt

Wayne's world has it all, dumb jokes, hidden references, probably other stuff too.  If you're as bigger fan as Zantar, a gelatinous cube that eats villagers as we are then we've got the shirt for you:

noahs arcade shirt
If we had to pick a word to descirbe this t-shirt I guess it'd be 'excellent'. Sorry. Well here's some Waynes World quotes and proverbs, which will see you through any challenge life has to throw at you:

Sick of being single?
Wayne Campbell: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

For when you go down the toiletries aisle at your local supermarket:
Garth Algar: Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.

The grovel:
Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar: [to Alice Cooper] We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Garth Algar: We're scum!
Wayne Campbell: We suck!

When nothing's happening and your life is going no where:
Garth Algar: We fear change.

Trying to fit in the the upper class:
Wayne Campbell: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

and one for all you Bewitched fans out there:
Wayne Campbell: I mean, there are two Darrin Stevenses, right? Dick York and Dick Sargent. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sargent, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.

Nerds of our lives

Monday's child is fair of face

 

Bull shirt

Tuesday's child is full of grace

Jesus saves - on his floppy disk

 

Wednesday's child is filled with woe

 

 

 



not a happy bunny



Thursday's child has far to go

 

may the mass times acceleration be with you!

 

 

Friday's child is loving and giving

 

 

take a photo - masturbate to it later

 

Saturday's child works hard for a living

 

 

lower middle class

 

But the child who is born on a Sunday is good, honest and easy to lay

 

single...ish

 







Zombie t-shirts

Like all nerds we looooove horror movies, especially one's with George A Romero style slow zombies, and to a lesser extent any zombiemovie made after the year 2003 where they seem to have evolved to be able to run.
Well,. here's a list of our top 3 zombie releated shirts:

in third place...drum roll please!:

Zombie outbreak response team t shirt

Perfect for letting everyone know that the zombie outbreakhas begun, and you're the man (or woman) for the job!

Schrodingers Zombie cat shirt

Who'd have thought it'd be possible to combine the joys of quantum physics with zombies? We'll here it is!


And finally...

Real friends help you kill zombies tshirt

Not all geeks are wimps. There's nothing like a zombie apocolypse to find out who your real friends are!