If you love sunlight and science as much as we do here at the Geek T Shirts UK blog, then you'll love this sweet shirt:
It's funny 'cos it's true!
Wednesday 28 November 2012
It's winter.
Now the weather is freeeezing cold, and Christmas is once again approaching to take all your hard earned money off you we thought we'd give you something that might just brighten up your day.
If you love sunlight and science as much as we do here at the Geek T Shirts UK blog, then you'll love this sweet shirt:
Photons light up my life t shirt
It's funny 'cos it's true!
If you love sunlight and science as much as we do here at the Geek T Shirts UK blog, then you'll love this sweet shirt:
It's funny 'cos it's true!
Thursday 15 November 2012
A Fawlty Towers T-shirt
One of the best scenes of the best comedy shows that ever lived has finally got a tribute. Check out this Fawlty Towers (or should that be Fatty Owls or Flowery Twats) t-shirt, inspired by a talking moose head, what could be better:
http://nerdtshirtsuk.com/i-can-speak-english-i-learn-it-from-a-book-t-shirt
Manuel: [practicing his English while cleaning behind and beneath the front desk] How are you, sir? You see, I speak English well. I learn it from a book... Hello... I am English... Helloooo...
[Manuel continues as Major walks into the room]
Manuel: [unseen] How are you, sir?... I can speak English.
[Major looks at the moose head on the desk, thinking it's talking to him, and turns away astonished]
Manuel: [popping up for a moment and spotting the major] Ah, hello, Major. How are you today?
[Manuel returns beneath the front desk]
Major Gowen: [Major turns to look nervously at the moose head, not spotting Manuel] Well, buh, buh, buh, I-I-I'm fine, thank you.
Manuel: [back to reciting is lessons] Is a beautiful day today.
Major Gowen: Is it? Oh-oh-oh, yes, yes, I suppose it is.
Manuel: Yes, I can speak English... I learn it from a book.
Major Gowen: Did you? Did you really?
http://nerdtshirtsuk.com/i-can-speak-english-i-learn-it-from-a-book-t-shirt
Manuel: [practicing his English while cleaning behind and beneath the front desk] How are you, sir? You see, I speak English well. I learn it from a book... Hello... I am English... Helloooo...
[Manuel continues as Major walks into the room]
Manuel: [unseen] How are you, sir?... I can speak English.
[Major looks at the moose head on the desk, thinking it's talking to him, and turns away astonished]
Manuel: [popping up for a moment and spotting the major] Ah, hello, Major. How are you today?
[Manuel returns beneath the front desk]
Major Gowen: [Major turns to look nervously at the moose head, not spotting Manuel] Well, buh, buh, buh, I-I-I'm fine, thank you.
Manuel: [back to reciting is lessons] Is a beautiful day today.
Major Gowen: Is it? Oh-oh-oh, yes, yes, I suppose it is.
Manuel: Yes, I can speak English... I learn it from a book.
Major Gowen: Did you? Did you really?
Thursday 8 November 2012
Star Wars T-shirts
Today we're really going to embrace our inner nerd with some Star Wars t-shirts. What sort of geek doesn't love everything (excluding the jerk that is Jar Jar Binks) about these great movies and their mediocre prequels?
storm trooper skull and crossbonesI don't think this needs an explanation, those Storm Troopers were nasty old buggers, much like pirates.
star wars order 66 survivor
You survived the great Jedi purge, w00t! Been there, done that, click the link to get the t-shirt.
try to find a galaxy that's not far far away t shirt
Unless you plan on going on a 250,000,000 light year voyage then you're not going to find any hanging around any time soon.
May the mass x acceleration be with you shirt
Use the fork Luke.
trust me i'm a jedi
When he's not fighting clones and flying x wings like a madman he's the best damn doctor this side of Boz Pity.
You survived the great Jedi purge, w00t! Been there, done that, click the link to get the t-shirt.
Unless you plan on going on a 250,000,000 light year voyage then you're not going to find any hanging around any time soon.
Use the fork Luke.
When he's not fighting clones and flying x wings like a madman he's the best damn doctor this side of Boz Pity.
Thursday 1 November 2012
Noah's Arcade shirt
Wayne's world has it all, dumb jokes, hidden references, probably other stuff too. If you're as bigger fan as Zantar, a gelatinous cube that eats villagers as we are then we've got the shirt for you:
noahs arcade shirt
If we had to pick a word to descirbe this t-shirt I guess it'd be 'excellent'. Sorry. Well here's some Waynes World quotes and proverbs, which will see you through any challenge life has to throw at you:
Sick of being single?
Wayne Campbell: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
For when you go down the toiletries aisle at your local supermarket:
Garth Algar: Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.
The grovel:
Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar: [to Alice Cooper] We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Garth Algar: We're scum!
Wayne Campbell: We suck!
When nothing's happening and your life is going no where:
Garth Algar: We fear change.
Trying to fit in the the upper class:
Wayne Campbell: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
and one for all you Bewitched fans out there:
Wayne Campbell: I mean, there are two Darrin Stevenses, right? Dick York and Dick Sargent. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sargent, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.
If we had to pick a word to descirbe this t-shirt I guess it'd be 'excellent'. Sorry. Well here's some Waynes World quotes and proverbs, which will see you through any challenge life has to throw at you:
Sick of being single?
Wayne Campbell: Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
For when you go down the toiletries aisle at your local supermarket:
Garth Algar: Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.
The grovel:
Wayne Campbell, Garth Algar: [to Alice Cooper] We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
Garth Algar: We're scum!
Wayne Campbell: We suck!
When nothing's happening and your life is going no where:
Garth Algar: We fear change.
Trying to fit in the the upper class:
Wayne Campbell: Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
and one for all you Bewitched fans out there:
Wayne Campbell: I mean, there are two Darrin Stevenses, right? Dick York and Dick Sargent. Yeah, right, as if we wouldn't notice. Oh hold on: Dick York, Dick Sargent, Sergeant York... Wow, that's weird.
Saturday 27 October 2012
Nerds of our lives
Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Thursday's child has far to go
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is filled with woe
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving
Saturday's child works hard for a living
But the child who is born on a Sunday is good, honest and easy to lay
Friday 26 October 2012
Zombie t-shirts
Like all nerds we looooove horror movies, especially one's with George A Romero style slow zombies, and to a lesser extent any zombiemovie made after the year 2003 where they seem to have evolved to be able to run.
Well,. here's a list of our top 3 zombie releated shirts:
in third place...drum roll please!:
Zombie outbreak response team t shirt
Perfect for letting everyone know that the zombie outbreakhas begun, and you're the man (or woman) for the job!
Schrodingers Zombie cat shirt
Who'd have thought it'd be possible to combine the joys of quantum physics with zombies? We'll here it is!
And finally...
Real friends help you kill zombies tshirt
Not all geeks are wimps. There's nothing like a zombie apocolypse to find out who your real friends are!
Well,. here's a list of our top 3 zombie releated shirts:
in third place...drum roll please!:
Zombie outbreak response team t shirt
Schrodingers Zombie cat shirt
And finally...
Real friends help you kill zombies tshirt
Not all geeks are wimps. There's nothing like a zombie apocolypse to find out who your real friends are!
Thursday 25 October 2012
A kiss is just a kiss t-shirt
Remember that song, 'as time goes by' from Casablanca, or of course the slow paced 90's UK comedy (wait...that was a comedy?) aptly named "as time goes by" with Judi Dench in it?
Well now we've found the perfect combo, a song, maths references, physics all in a single t-shirt. All hail...
a kiss is just a kiss t shirt
a kiss equals a kiss,
a psy = a psy
the fundemental things apply (like Einsteins theory of relativity)
as t goes byyyyyyyy!
Whaaaa....?
Well now we've found the perfect combo, a song, maths references, physics all in a single t-shirt. All hail...
a kiss is just a kiss t shirt
a kiss equals a kiss,
a psy = a psy
the fundemental things apply (like Einsteins theory of relativity)
as t goes byyyyyyyy!
Whaaaa....?
Tuesday 23 October 2012
Red Dwarf Geek t shirts
Well I figured I'd start with a nice Red Dwarf t-shirt, you know Red Dwarf, the once awesome, now not-so awesome show about a few guys stranded in deep space together?
Yeah, well here's a great t-shirt, which I'm pleased to say makes reference to an episode all the way back from 1989- when i'm sorry to say the show was notably better!
Red Dwarf T-shirt
If you don't remember what the hell we're on about, you'd better read this:
Lister: How can you just lie back and accept it[death]?
Kryten: Oh, it's not the end for me, sir, it's just the beginning. I have served my human masters, now I can look forward to my reward in silicon heaven.
Lister: [Stunned pause] Silicon WHAT?
Kryten: Surely you've heard of silicon heaven?
Lister: Has it got anything to do with being stuck opposite Brigitte Nielsen in a packed lift?
Kryten: No, sir. It's the electronic afterlife. It's the gathering place for the souls of all electronic equipment. Robots, toasters, calculators. It's our final resting place.
Lister: I don't mean to say anything out of place here, Kryten, but that is completely whacko Jacko. There is no such thing as 'Silicon Heaven'.
Kryten: Then where do all the calculators go?
Lister: They don't go anywhere. They just die.
Kryten: Surely you believe that God is in all things? Aren't you a pantheist?
Lister: Yeah, but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils. I'm not a FRYING pantheist. Machines do not have souls. Computers and calculators do not have an afterlife. You don't get hairdryers with tiny little wings, sitting on clouds and playing harps.
Kryten: But of course you do. For is it not written in the Electronic Bible, "The Iron shall lie down with the Lamp".
Yeah, well here's a great t-shirt, which I'm pleased to say makes reference to an episode all the way back from 1989- when i'm sorry to say the show was notably better!
Red Dwarf T-shirt
If you don't remember what the hell we're on about, you'd better read this:
Lister: How can you just lie back and accept it[death]?
Kryten: Oh, it's not the end for me, sir, it's just the beginning. I have served my human masters, now I can look forward to my reward in silicon heaven.
Lister: [Stunned pause] Silicon WHAT?
Kryten: Surely you've heard of silicon heaven?
Lister: Has it got anything to do with being stuck opposite Brigitte Nielsen in a packed lift?
Kryten: No, sir. It's the electronic afterlife. It's the gathering place for the souls of all electronic equipment. Robots, toasters, calculators. It's our final resting place.
Lister: I don't mean to say anything out of place here, Kryten, but that is completely whacko Jacko. There is no such thing as 'Silicon Heaven'.
Kryten: Then where do all the calculators go?
Lister: They don't go anywhere. They just die.
Kryten: Surely you believe that God is in all things? Aren't you a pantheist?
Lister: Yeah, but I just don't think it applies to kitchen utensils. I'm not a FRYING pantheist. Machines do not have souls. Computers and calculators do not have an afterlife. You don't get hairdryers with tiny little wings, sitting on clouds and playing harps.
Kryten: But of course you do. For is it not written in the Electronic Bible, "The Iron shall lie down with the Lamp".
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